Five simple rules to be happy

• Five simple rules to be happy
  
  1. Free your heart from hatred.
  2. Free your mind from worries.
  3. Live simply.
  4. Give more.
  5. Expect less.
  
  
  No one can go back and make a brand new start.
  Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
  
  God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun
  without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the
  tears, and light for the way.
  
  Disappointments are like road bumps, they slow you down a bit but you
  enjoy the smooth road afterwards. Don't stay on the bumps too long.
  Move on!
  
  When you feel down because you didn't get what you want, just sit
  tight and be happy, because God has thought of something better to give
  you.
  
  When something happens to you, good or bad, consider what it means.
  There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you how to laugh more or
  not to cry too hard.
  
  You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can
  be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your worth.
  
  It's better to lose your pride to the one you love, than to lose the
  one you love because of pride.
  
  We spend too much time looking for the right person to love or
  finding fault with those we already love, when instead we should be perfecting
  the Love, we give.
  
  Never abandon an old friend. You will never find one who can take his
  place.
  
  Friendship is like wine, it gets better as it grows older.
  Pass it on to your dear friends . .
  

Something interesting - Funny or Facts

Something interesting - Funny or Facts
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My acronymns are showing
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ISDN - It Still Doesn't Work
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding
of Math
NT - Network Tragedy
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not The Operating System Hangs
UDP - Unidentified Dropped Packets
DNS - Does Nothing Special
MCSE - Must Continue Seeking Employment
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System


THE MOST" It may help you through today
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The most destructive habit.............Worry
The greatest Joy...........................Giving
The greatest loss..........................Loss of self-respect


The most satisfying work...............Helping others
The ugliest personality trait............Selfishness
The most endangered species........Dedicated leaders


Our greatest natural resource..........Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm".........Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome...Fear


The most effective sleeping pill.........Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease.....Excuses
The most powerful force in life...........Love
The most dangerous pariah...............A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer...The brain
The worst thing to be without...............Hope


The deadliest weapon..! ..! ...............The tongue
The two most power-filled words........"I Can"
The greatest asset............................Faith


The most worthless emotion.............Self-pity
The most beautiful attire...................SMILE!
The most prized possession.............Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication....Prayer
The most contagious spirit................Enthusiasm


Everyone needs this list to live by...!!!

Fake sincerity?

• Fake sincerity?
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  Since my quote was taken out of context, I'm posting the original set
  of Murphy's laws for Laser techs:
  
  PEOPLE always remember the last mistake you made.
  
  HE who hesitates is probably smart.
  
  THE less a laser system costs, the MORE it costs to fix.
  
  THE one who works on a project last, always gets the most credit.
  
  WHATEVER happens, behave like you meant it to happen.
  
  EXPERIENCE is something you don't get until just after you needed it.
  
  CONFIDENCE is the feeling that you have just before you fully
  understand the problem.
  
  WHEN you get to the point where you really understand your laser
  system, it's obsolete.
  
  AS soon as you find a laser system that is easy to use, someone will
  add some peripherals you don't understand how to operate.
  
  YOU will always find the information you need in a section of the
  manual where you would least expect to find it.
  
  IF all else fails ... READ THE MANUAL!!!
  
  FOR every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
  
  TO err is human ... to blame the system for your mistakes is even more
  human.
  
  THAT which cannot be serviced will require the most service.
  
  IF you can distinguish between good advice and bad advice, you
  probably didn't need any advice in the first place.
  
  NO job is so simple that it can't be screwed up.
  
  THE person who says that something can't be done should never
  interrupt the person who is doing it.
  
  A specialist is a person who knows more and more, about less and less,
  until he gets to the point where he knows absolutely everything about
  nothing.
  
  A conclusion is when you've reached the point where you can't think
  anymore.
  
  THE component which has the shortest life span, will always be located
  in the least serviceable location.
  
  WHENEVER you don't understand what you're doing, remember to do it
  neatly.
  
  ANY technical problem can be solved given enough time and money, but
  you will NEVER have enough time and money.
  
  THE secret to a successful presentation is sincerity. Once you learn
  to fake sincerity, you've got it made.
  
  IF it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done!

Check this out - its too good only if implemented

• Check this out - its too good only if implemented
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  Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them - work, family, health, friends and spirit and you're keeping all of these in the air. You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the other four balls - family, health, friends and spirit - are made of glass. If you drop one of these, they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for balance in your life. How?
  
  
  * Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is
  because we are different that each of us is special.
  
  
  * Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you
  know what is best for you.
  
  
  * Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to
  them as they would your life, for without them, life is meaningless.
  
  
  * Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past
  or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all days
  of your life.
  
  
  * Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is
  really over until the moment you stop trying.
  
  
  * Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this
  fragile thread that binds us together
  
  
  * Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we
  learn how to be brave.
  
  
  * Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find
  time. The quickest way to receive love is to give; the fastest way to lose
  love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it
  wings.
  
  
  * Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've
  been, but also where you are going.
  
  
  * Don't forget, a person's greatest emotional need is to feel
  appreciated.
  
  
  * Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you
  can always carry easily.
  
  
  * Don't use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved. Life
  is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way.